P.S. I don't h8 u
Hlw rain,
You've been here for days but it seems like months. Though my people are genetically inclined to get hysterical [level: K-pop fan] every time you show up and social media gets flooded with <3 4 u and poems dedicated to you and khichuri devoured in your honour, please understand our beautiful city is not made to handle you.
The streets get flooded within minutes, stalling vehicles and further messing up the already messed up traffic. In worse cases, rain water and sewage create a beautiful cocktail. It's a vivid visual, yes. Write a poem on that.
But don't get wrong, rain. I don't h8 u. I hate what you do to this poorly designed, barely [and miraculously] functioning city.
— Karim Waheed, disgruntled Dhakaite
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